All systems operational.

No service incidents yet — LADLE is pre-launch, so there hasn’t been production traffic to disrupt. The log at /status/incidents is already published and empty, with the entry format fixed in advance, so the first one has somewhere to go that we didn’t design after the fact.

THIS PAGE IS A MANUALLY-UPDATED STATUS BOARD. A REAL AUTOMATED HEALTH CHECK LANDS BEFORE PUBLIC LAUNCH. UNTIL THEN, IF LADLE FEELS DEGRADED AND THIS PAGE STILL READS “OPERATIONAL” — WE’RE PROBABLY WRONG, EMAIL US.